JediMUD offers a wide variety canned player interactions via social keywords. Some work with targets, like a friend or a mob. Some socials expect the target to be in a proper position. For example, you can't use the punt social with a sitting target. They must be standing. Experiment.
Usage:
[social] [social] <target>
The emote and global emote commands (gemote) work similarly. You may use any player character or mob in the game with the global emote command.
For example:
> wedgie algodon Gemote: Dank quickly sneaks behind Algodon the Inconceivable and gives him a wedgie.
Find your favorite socials in the sortable table below:
| SOCIAL | TO SELF IF NO TARGET | TO ROOM IF SELF TARGET | TO SELF IF NON-SELF TARGET | TO ROOM | IF TARGET, TARGET GETS | MISSING TARGET SELF GETS | TO SELF IF SELF TARGET | IF TARGET SELF TO ROOM |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| kiss | You blow kisses into the air. | You kiss $M. | $n kisses $N. | $n kisses you. | Never around when required. | All the lonely people :( | ||
| bounce | BOIINNNNNNGG! | $n bounces happily. | You take $N out for a joyful bounce... | $n takes $N out for a joyful bounce. | $n takes you out for a joyful bounce! | |||
| smile | You smile happily. | $n smiles happily. | You smile at $M. | $n beams a smile at $N. | $n smiles at you. | There's no one by that name around. | You smile at yourself. | $n smiles at $mself. |
| dance | You boogie down the road. | $n dances wildly before you. | You and $N trip the light fantastic. | $n sends $N across the dancefloor. | $n sends you across the dancefloor. | Looks like you've been stood up again ;( *sigh* | You skip and dance around by yourself. | $n skips a light Fandango. |
| cackle | You cackle gleefully. | $n throws back $s head and cackles with insane glee! | You spitefully cackle in $S face! | $n spitefully cackles in $N's face! | $n cackles at you! | |||
| laugh | You split your sides laughing. | $n falls down laughing. | You laugh at $M. | $n laughs at $N. | $n laughs at you. | You can't find that person. | You laugh at yourself. | $n laughs at $mself. |
| giggle | You giggle. | $n giggles. | You giggle at some amusing tidbit $N told you. | $n giggles and points at $N. | $n giggles at your silly antics. | |||
| shake | You shake your head. | $n shakes $s head. | You shake $S hand. | $n shakes $N's hand. | $n shakes your hand heartily. | Sorry good buddy, but that person doesn't seem to be here. | You are shaken by yourself. | $n shakes and quivers like a bowlful of jelly. |
| puke | You puke! | $n pukes. | You puke on $M. | $n pukes on $N. | $n pukes on your clothes! | Once again? | You puke on yourself. | $n pukes on $s clothes. |
| growl | Grrrrrrrrrr... | $n growls. | You growl at $N. Grrrrrrrrrr... | $n growls at $N. | $n growls at you. | You can't find that person. | ||
| scream | ARRRRRRRRRRGH!!!!! | $n screams loudly! | You scream at $N. | $n screams at $N at the top of $s lungs. | $n screams at you at the top of $s lungs. | Whom? | ||
| comfort | Is there someone around you wish to comfort? | You comfort $M. | $n comforts $N. | $n comforts you. | Comfort who? | You make a vain attempt to comfort yourself. | $n tries in vain to comfort $mself | |
| nod | You nod. | $n nods. | You nod at $M. | $n nods at $N. | $n nods at you. | You could nod until your head falls off and they'd never know. | You give yourself a nod. | $n gives $mself a nod. |
| sigh | You sigh. | $n sighs loudly. | You look at $N and sigh happily. | $n looks at $N and sighs happily. | $n looks at you and sighs happily. | Who? | ||
| sulk | You sulk. | $n sulks in the corner. | $N ticked you off so you sulk. | $n sulks because of $N. | Now you've done it--$n is sulking like a frigging two-year old. | They wouldn't even care if they were here. | That's just stinkin' thinkin' and it's not allowed. | |
| hug | Hug who? | You hug $M. | $n hugs $N. | $n hugs you. | Sorry, but that person is not here. | You hug yourself. | $n hugs $mself. | |
| snuggle | Whom? | You snuggle up to $M. | $n snuggles up to $N. | $n snuggles up to you. You feel warm in $s arms. | They aren't here. | Hmmm... | ||
| cuddle | Who do you feel like cuddling today? | You cuddle $M. | $n cuddles $N. | $n cuddles you sweetly. | They aren't here. | You must feel very cuddly indeed... :) | ||
| nuzzle | Nuzzle who?? | You nuzzle $S neck softly. | $n softly nuzzles $N's neck. | $n softly nuzzles your neck. | Nowhere to be found. | I'm sorry, friend, but that's impossible. | ||
| cry | Waaaaah... | $n bursts into tears. | You cry on $S shoulder. | $n cries on $N's shoulder. | $n cries on your shoulder. | Who's that? | You quietly cry to yourself. | $n sobs quietly to $mself. |
| highfive | You leap into the air and give a BIG high-five to...ummm absolutely nothing. | $n high-fives the air, looking very foolish - very foolish indeed. | You give a BIG high-five to $N. Way to go! | $n gives a big high-five to $N. | $n high-fives you. Way to go! | No use congratulating, they aren't here. | ||
| purr | MMMMEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWW. | $n purrs contentedly. | You rub against $M and purr happily. | $n rubs up against $N and purrs. | $n rubs against you and purrs happily. | Even a tabby could do better! | ||
| poke | Poke who?? | You poke $M in the ribs. | $n pokes $N in the ribs. | $n pokes you in the ribs. | You can't poke someone who's not here! | You poke yourself in the ribs, feeling very silly. | $n pokes $mself in the ribs, looking quite moronic. | |
| accuse | Accuse who?? | You look accusingly at $M. | $n looks accusingly at $N. | $n looks accusingly at you. | Accuse somebody who's not even here?? | You accuse yourself. | $n seems to have a guilty conscience. | |
| grin | You grin evilly. | $n grins evilly! | You flash an evil grin at $M. | $n grins evilly at $N. | $n grins at you...you sense $s evil intentions. | Nope...nowhere to be found. | ||
| bow | You bow deeply. | $n bows deeply. | You bow before $M. | $n bows before $N. | $n bows before you. | Who's that? | You kiss your toes. | $n folds up like a jacknife and kisses $s own toes. |
| applaud | Clap, clap, clap. | $n gives a hearty round of applause! | You applaud $M. | $n claps for $N. | $n applauds you. | Your clapping is in vain. | You applaud yourself. | $n claps for $mself since YOU won't. |
| blush | Your face turns a deep red as you blush. | $n blushes, $s face turning beet red. | You blush and look away from $M. | $n blushes and averts $N's gaze. | $n blushes and shyly avoids your gaze. | You blush at your stupidity! That person isn't here! | You blush at your own stupidity. | $n blushes at $s own stupidity. |
| burp | You burp loudly. | $n burps loudly. | You burp and blow in $S face. | $n belches and blows in $N's face--how disgusting! | $n burps and blows in your face--GROSS!! | |||
| chuckle | You chuckle politely. | $n chuckles politely. | You chuckle at $S lame joke. | $n chuckles at $N's pathetic attempt at humor. | $n chuckles politely at your joke. | Everyone's a comedian... | ||
| clap | You clap your small hands together. | $n shows $s approval by clapping $s small hands together. | You clap for $N. | $n claps for $N. | $n claps approvingly at you. | Clap for whom? | ||
| cough | Gross! Try to cover your mouth next time! | $n coughs loudly. | You cough on $M. | $n coughs on $N. | $n coughs obnoxiously in your face. | On who? | ||
| curtsey | You curtsey to your audience. | $n curtseys gracefully. | You curtsey gracefully before $M. | $n curtseys gracefully before $N. | $n curtseys gracefully to you. | Curtsey to whom?? | ||
| fart | Where are your manners? | $n lets off a real rip-roarer! *GAG* | You fart at $N. | $n bends over and farts at $N. | $n bends over and farts at you! *GAG* | You wanna cut-the-cheese at WHOM!?!?!? | ||
| flip | You flip head over heels. | $n flips head over heels. | You send $M flipping through the air. | $n flips $N head over heels. | $n flips you and you feel kinda dizzy. | Who needs flipping? | You try to flip yourself and get all tangled up. | |
| fondle | Who needs to be fondled? | $n looks for someone--ANYONE--to fondle. | You fondle $M, spending extra time on certain portions of $S anatomy. | $n fondles $N, lingering longer in some areas than in others. | $n fondles you, spending extra time on certain portions of your anatomy. | You fondly try to fondle someone not in the room, but who cares. | You fondly fondle yourself, feels good doesn't it? | $n fondly fondles $mself--this is getting sick! |
| frown | What's bothering you? | $n frowns. | You frown disapprovingly at $N. | $n frowns at $N. | $n looks disappointed and frowns at you. | Frown at whom? | ||
| gasp | You gasp in astonishment. | $n gasps in astonishment. | You gasp at $M in disbelief! | $n gasps at $N in disbelief! | $n gasps at you in disbelief! | You'll have to gasp a lot harder... | ||
| glare | You glare at nothing in particular. | $n glares around $m. | You glare icily at $N. | $n glares at $N. It gets cooler in here. | $n glares icily at you, chilling you to the bone. | You try to glare at somebody who is not present. | You glare icily at your feet, they are suddenly very cold. | $n glares at $s feet, what is bothering $m? |
| groan | You groan loudly. | $n groans loudly. | $n groans at $S ineptitude. | $n groans at $N's ineptness. | You groan at your own stupidity. | $n groans at $s own stupidity. | ||
| grope | Whom do you wish to grope?? | Well, what sort of noise do you expect here? | $n gropes $N obscenely. Cover your eyes! | $n gropes you. | Try someone who's here. | You grope yourself--did you find what you expected? | $n gropes $mself and looks a little surprised at what $e found. | |
| hiccup | *HIC* | $n hiccups. | ||||||
| lick | You lick your mouth and smile. | $n licks $s mouth and smiles. | You lick $M. | $n licks $N. | $n licks you. | Lick away, nobody's here with that name. | You lick your lips seductively. | $n licks $s lips seductively. |
| love | You love the whole world. | $n loves everybody in the world. | You tell your true feelings to $N. | $n whispers softly to $N. | $n whispers to you sweet words of love. | Alas, your love is not here... | Well, we already know you love yourself (lucky someone does !) | $n loves $mself, can you believe it? |
| moan | You start to moan. | $n moans aloud. | You moan softly in $N's ear. | $n moans softly for $N. | $n moans softly in your ear. | You'll have to moan a good bit louder... | ||
| nibble | Nibble on who? | You nibble on $N's ear, making $M squirm uncontrollably. | $n nibbles on $N's ear. | $n nibbles on your ear, making you squirm. | Sorry, not present. | You try to nibble on your OWN ear, but now you need a chiropractor! | $n nibbles on $s OWN ear (what a contortionist). | |
| pout | Ah, don't take it so hard. | $n pouts, lower lip protruding... | You pout. | $n pouts at $N. | Aw Christ, $n is pouting at you again. | Pout at whom? | ||
| ruffle | You've got to ruffle SOMEONE. | You playfully ruffle $N's hair. | $n playfully ruffles $N's hair. | $n playfully ruffles your hair. | Might be a bit difficult. | You ruffle your hair and pat your stomach. | $n ruffles $s hair--$s is a side-show freak. | |
| shiver | Brrrrrrrrr. | $n shivers uncomfortably. | ||||||
| shrug | You shrug. | $n shrugs helplessly. | You look at $N and shrug. | $n looks at $N and shrugs helplessly. | $n looks at you and shrugs helplessly. | *shrug* I don't know who the hell you mean! | ||
| plead | You raise your voice towards the sky in a plea of anguish. | SOMEONE RESCUE ME BEFORE I DIE!!' $n has begun to plead. | You plead with $M. | $n pleads with $N. | $n pleads with you. | Why bother pleading? | You plead with yourself to quit mudding. | $n pleads with $mself. |
| slap | Normally you would slap SOMEBODY. | You slap $N silly. | $n slaps $N silly. | You are slapped silly by $n. | How about slapping someone in the same room as you?? | You slap yourself. | $n sheepishly slaps $mself... | |
| smirk | You smirk. | $n smirks. | ||||||
| snap | PRONTO! You snap your fingers. | $n snaps $s fingers. | You snap your fingers at $M. | $n snaps $s fingers at $N. | Hop to it! $n snaps $s fingers at you. | You snap at nothing. | ||
| sneeze | Gesundheit! | $n sneezes and you are thrown backwards by the blast. | You lean over and sneeze on $M. | $n leans over and sneezes on $N. | $n leans over and sneezes on you. | Use a hanky instead! | You try to stifle a sneeze. | $n sneezes in $s hand--snot is everywhere! |
| snicker | You snicker softly. | $n snickers softly. | You look at $M and snicker. | $n looks at $N and snickers. | $n looks at you and snickers. | Snicker at whom? | ||
| sniff | You sniff sadly. *SNIFF* | $n sniffs sadly. | You sniff at $M, does $E smell good? | $n sniffs at $N. | $n sniffs at you, you hope $e doesn't take offense. | You tilt your nose in the air. | ||
| snore | Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz. | $n snores loudly. | You snore at $N oblivious to $S words. | $n closes $s eyes and starts to snore. | $n pretends to fall asleep on you! | Snore at whom?? | ||
| spit | You spit a hocker--chunky. | $n spits on the ground. | You spit on $M. | $n spits $N in the face. | $n spits you in the face. | Can you spit that far? | You spit up on your chest. Need a bib? | $n spits down $s chest. |
| squeeze | Where, what, how, WHO??? | You squeeze $M fondly. | $n squeezes $N fondly. | $n squeezes you fondly. | Where, what, how, WHO??? | You squeeze yourself--try to relax a little ! | $n squeezes $mself. | |
| stare | You stare at the sky. | $n stares at the sky. | You stare dreamily at $N, completely lost in $S eyes. | $n stares dreamily at $N. | $n stares dreamily at you, completely lost in your eyes. | You stare and stare but can't see that person anywhere... | You stare dreamily at yourself--enough narcissism for now. | $n stares dreamily at $mself--NARCISSIST ! |
| strut | You strut your stuff on the catwalk. | $n struts $s stuff on the catwalk. | You proudly strut for $M. | $n proudly struts for $N. | $n struts in front of you. | Sit down--you look pretty stupid. | ||
| thank | Thank you, too. | $n is so thankful. | You thank $N heartily. | $n thanks $N heartily. | $n thanks you heartily. | No one answers to that name here. | You thank yourself since nobody else will! | $n thanks $mself since you won't. |
| twiddle | You patiently twiddle your thumbs. | $n patiently twiddles $s thumbs. | ||||||
| wave | You wave. | $n waves happily. | You wave goodbye to $N. | $n waves goodbye to $N. | $n waves goodbye to you. Have a good journey. | They didn't wait for you to wave goodbye. | Are you going on adventures as well?? | $n waves goodbye to $mself. |
| whistle | You whistle appreciatively. | $n whistles appreciatively. | You look at $N and whistle. | $n looks at $N and whistles. | $n whistles at you. | You'll have to whistle DAMN loud. | ||
| wiggle | Your wiggle your bottom. | $n wiggles $s bottom. | You wiggle your bottom at $N. | $n wiggles $s bottom at $N. | $n wiggles $s bottom at you...not bad... | Who are you wiggling at you fool?!?! | You wiggle your bum. | $n wiggles $s ass and says, 'You Bum Looker! You Cheeky Monkey!' |
| wink | Have you got something in your eye? | $n winks suggestively. | You wink suggestively at $N. | $n winks at $N. | $n winks suggestively at you. | No one by that name is present. | You wink at yourself??-- what are you up to? | $n winks at $mself--something strange is going on... |
| yawn | You open your mouth wide and yawn, perhaps its time for bed? | $n yawns. | ||||||
| snowball | At whom do you wish to throw a snowball?? | You throw a snowball in $N's face. | $n conjures up a snowball and throws it at $N. | $n conjures up a snowball and throws it at you. | You stand with a melting snowball in your hand because your victim is not here. | You conjure up a snowball and start licking it. Ugh! It's YELLOW! | $n conjures up a snowball and shoves it in $s face. | |
| french | Kiss whom?? | You give $N a long and passionate kiss, it seems to take forever... | $n kisses $N passionately. | $n gives you a long and passionate kiss, it seems to take forever... | Your heart is filled with despair as that person is not here. | You gather yourself in your arms and try to kiss you. | $n makes a vain attempt at kissing $mself. | |
| comb | You comb your hair--perfect. | $n combs $s hair, what a dashing specimen ! | You patiently untangle $N's hair--what a mess ! | $n tries patiently to untangle $N's hair. Dandruff flies EVERYWHERE! | $n pulls your hair in an attempt to comb it. | That person is not here. | You pull your hair, but it stays a tangled mess. | $n tries to comb $s tangled hair. |
| massage | Massage what? Who? | You gently massage $N's neck, shoulders and back. | $n massages $N's neck, shoulders and back. | $n gently massages your neck, shoulders and back - Ahhhhhhhhhh... | You can only massage someone in the same room as you. | You practise yoga as you try to massage yourself. | $n gives a show on yoga-positions, trying to massage $mself. | |
| tickle | Whom do you wish to tickle?? | You tickle $N. | $n tickles $N. | $n tickles you--hee hee hee. | Who is that?? | You tickle yourself, how funny! | $n tickles $mself. | |
| pat | Pat whom?? | You pat $N on $S head. | $n pats $N on $S head. | $n pats you on your head. | Who, where, what?? | You pat yourself on your head, very reassuring. | $n pats $mself on the head. | |
| curse | Jesus Fucking Christ all-Goddamn-blow-me Mighty!! | $n swears: #@*"*&^$$%@*&! !!!!! | You swear at $N--the prick! | You cover your virgin ears as $n swears at $N. | $n swears at you with words you haven't heard before! | Hold your tongue! Luckily that person isn't around! | You are right...you are a dick. | $n swears at $mself. |
| pray | You feel righteous, and maybe a little foolish. | $n begs and grovels to the powers that be. | You crawl in the dust before $M. | $n falls down and grovels in the dirt before $N. | $n kisses the dirt at your feet. | No such person around; your prayers vanish into the endless voids. | Talk about narcissism... | $n mumbles a prayer to $mself. |
| beg | You beg the gods for mercy. (You're never gonna get it) | The gods fall down laughing at $n's pathetic request for mercy. | You beg $M to take pity on you. | $n begs you for mercy. | $n begs $N for attention. | Mercy? HA! You are NEVER gonna it! | Brother can you spare a dime? | |
| bleed | You bleed profusely--making an awful mess on the floor. | $n bleeds profusely on the floor -- making a hideous mess. | You bleed $M...and why not at 10 bucks a pint? | $n squeezes a few pints of blood from $N. | $n drains the very blood from your veins. | Sorry...you can't get blood from a stone. | You cut your wrists in a vain attempt at suicide. | $n slices $s wrists and collapses at your feet. |
| cringe | You cringe in terror. | $n cringes in terror! | You cringe away from $M. | $n cringes away from $N in mortal terror. | $n cringes away from you. | I don't see anyone by that name here...what do you have to fear? | If YOU get that frightened, think about the rest of the world! | $n slowly crumples into nothingness, in mortal fear of $mself. |
| daydream | You dream of better times. | $n looks absent-minded, $s eyes staring into space. | You dream sweet dreams of $M. | $n looks dreamily at $N. | $n looks dreamily at you. | You dream of absent friends. | ||
| fume | Take it easy now! count to ten, very slowly. | $n grits $s teeth and fumes with rage. | You stare at $M, fuming. | $n stares at $N, fuming with rage. | $n stares at you, fuming with rage! | Fume away...they ain't here. | That's right--hate yourself! | $n clenches $s fists and stomps his feet, fuming with anger. |
| grovel | You grovel in the dirt. | $n grovels in the dirt. | You grovel before $M. | $n grovels in the dirt before $N. | $n grovels in the dirt before you. | Whom? | That seems a little silly to me... | |
| hop | You stand on one foot and hop. | $n hops around the room. | You hop around $N. | $n starts hopping circles around $N. | You get dizzy as $n hops circles around you. | Hop around who? | ||
| nudge | Nudge? Nudge who? | You nudge $M with your elbow, you sly dog. | $n nudges $N with $s elbow. | $n nudges you suggestively...you two have an understanding. | You fool! That person isn't even here! | |||
| peer | You peer out at the world wishing you hadn't forgotten your contacts. | $n peers around with a puzzled look on $s face. | You peer intently at $M. | $n peers intently at $N. | $n peers intently at you--Have you got a problem or something? | You look and look, but you can't find that person. | ||
| point | You point out the right way. | $n points every which way, evidently $e is confused. | You point at $M. | $n excitedly points to $N! | $n points at you. How rude!! | Point at what? | You egotistical slob! | $n points at $mself. |
| ponder | You ponder over matters as they appear to you at the moment. | $n stops to ponder the situation. | punch 1 0 | You punch at the air. | $n starts shadow-boxing. | You punch $M right in the nose. And boy did $E deserve it! | ||
| punch | You punch at the air. | $n starts shadow-boxing. | You punch $M right in the nose. And boy did $E deserve it! | $n misses $N with a right cross. | $n swings a fist at your nose! | Maybe you'd better stick to jello wrestling... | You swing at yourself...and miss??? | $n takes a punch at $mself but misses! |
| spank | Let's spank it. | $n trys to spank you and misses. | You spank $M hard and long. Your hand begins to hurt. | $n spanks $N over $s knee. | $n spanks you long and hard. | Go somewhere else to get your jollies! | No, not in public. | $n was about to do something gross, but changes $s mind. |
| steam | You let off some steam. | $n lets off some steam--what a hot head. | ||||||
| taunt | You taunt the air in front of you. | You can't figure out what $n is taunting. | You taunt $M to your own delight. | $n taunts $N rather insultingly. | $n taunts you in a nasty tone. | Taunt all you want...it ain't gonna work. | Now that's just stinkin' thinkin'. | $n taunts $mself to tears. |
| think | You think about life, the universe and everything. | $n has sunk deep in thought. What's burning? | You think about $N. | $n is thinking about something...or someone. | You look at $n and sense that $e is thinking about you. | You think about absent friends. | You think about yourself. | $n thinks about $mself. (Surprise, surprise) |
| whine | You whine to anyone who will listen to you. | $n whines pathetically to anyone who will listen. | You whine to $M, hoping desperately that at least $E will give a damn. | $n whines pathetically to $N. | $n whines pathetically to you. What a loser! | They really don't care. | You whine to yourself, probably the only one who will listen. | $n whines to $mself. At least $e isn't bitching to YOU. |
| worship | You worship the gods! | $n prostrates $mself and worships the gods! | You kneel before $N and worship $M. | $n kneels before $N and worships $M. | $n falls to $s knees and worships you. | Well, don't you look like a fool! Stand up! | You might as well, nobody else will. | $n starts worshiping $mself. |
| yodel | You think of Julie Andrews and start to yodel. | $n begins to yodel: HEY!! CLERICS!! I COULD USE A HEAL!!! | $N covers $S ears as you begin to yodel. | $n yodels to $N. | $n yodels to you...you cringe and turn away. | That person just escaped! | Well, it's up to you if you want to damage your hearing. | $n yodels to $mself. What a sado-masochist. |
| bonk | You bonk yourself on the head.... knock on wood. | $n bonks $mself on the head - you hear a hollow thud. | You playfully bonk $N on $S head. | $n playfully bonks $N on $S head. | $n playfully bonks you on the head. | Try bonking someone in the room. | You bonk yourself on the head.... knock on wood. | $n bonks $mself on the head - you hear a hollow thud. |
| boggle | You boggle at the concept. | $n boggles at the concept. | You boggle at $N. | $n boggles at $N. | $n boggles at you. | Boggle away. They've left. | You boggle at yourself. Hmmm...intriguing. | $n boggles quietly to $mself. |
| faint | You faint. | $n faints. | You faint into $S arms. | $n faints into $N's open arms. | $n just fainted into YOUR arms. | You fall on the floor and look stupid--real suave. | ||
| pinch | You pinch the thin air! | You pinch $S tight little buns! | $n pinches $N's buns. | $n pinches your A*S! | You'd like to, wouldn't you? | You pinch yourself to see if you are dreaming! | $n pinches $mself to see if $e is dreaming! | |
| stroke | Whose thigh would you like to stroke? | You gently stroke $S inner thigh. | $n gently strokes your inner thigh...you get goose bumps! | Maybe you should practice on yourself first. | You are about to do something you'd rather not be caught doing. | |||
| apologize | You apologize until you are blue in the face. | $n apologizes profusely. | You might as well apologize because $E sure as hell won't. | $n apologizes to $N with a very sincere look on $s face. | $n apologizes to you and begs for forgiveness. | Who's that? | ||
| caress | Who do you wish to caress? | $n looks for someone to caress. | You tenderly caress $M. | $n tenderly caresses $N. | $n tenderly caresses your body. | You're S.O.L., buddy. | ||
| stagger | You stagger blindly around the room. | $n staggers blindly around the room. | You stagger toward $N as the room begins to spin. | $n staggers into $N. | $n staggers blindly into you. | Stagger into whom!?!? | ||
| snort | You snort. | $n snorts. | You snort derisively at $N. | $n snorts derisively at $N. | $n snorts at you. | Snort at whom? | You snort at your own stupidity. | $n snorts at $s own stupidity. |
| slobber | You slobber down your front. | $n slobbers all over $mself. | You slobber on $N. | $n slobbers on $N **Yuck** | $n slobbers disgustingly on you. | Slobber on WHOM? | ||
| blink | You bat your eyelashes. | $n blinks innocently. | You blink innocently at $N. | $n blinks innocently at $N. | $n blinks innocently at you. | Feign innocence for whom? | You try to convince yourself of your innocence. | |
| appreciate | You appreciate all those around you. | $n lets everyone know how much $e appreciates them. | You pat $N on the back. | $n pats $N on the back in appreciation of a job well done. | $n pats you on the back in appreciation of a job well done. | Whom do you want to appreciate? | You pat yourself on the back. Sometimes you are just TOO good!! | $n pats $mself on the back. |
| tease | What a tease. SHEESH. | $n looks around for someone to tease. | You tease $N in a playful way. | $n sticks $s tongue out at $N. | $n sticks $s tongue out at you, what a DORK!! | Tease whom? | You tease yourself. NYAH NYAH NYAH. | $n teases $mself. |
| knee | Be careful, you could hurt someone!! | $n raises $s knee up. UH OH! | You place your knee in $S groin, you'd better get away QUICK! | $N doubles over in pain as $n places $s knee in $S groin. | $n places $s knee in your groin - you fall to your knees in agony. | Whom do you wish to render impotent? | What ARE you thinking !?!??!?!?!?! | |
| flirt | You flirt outrageously. | $n is an outrageous flirt. | You flirt with $N trying to get $S attention. | $n flirts with $N, hmmm wonder what $e wants? *wink* | $n flirts with you. | Sorry no one here to flirt with. :( | You flirt with yourself -- what ARE you trying to gain!?!?!? | $n flirts with $mself, wonder what $e is trying to accomplish? |
| tip | You tip your hat gallantly. | $n gallantly tips $s hat. | You tip your hat to $N. | $n gallantly tips $s hat to $N. | $n gallantly tips $s hat to you. | But there is no one here to impress?!?! | ||
| lust | Your hormones begin to rage. | $n has that look of lust in $s eyes --- LOOK OUT WORLD!! | You have lustful desires for $N. | $n looks lustily at $N. | $n lusts after your delectable body. | Whom are you trying to lust after? | Oh, please! You aren't THAT great... | $n lusts after $mself, perhaps we should leave $m alone! |
| flutter | You flutter your eyelashes seductively. | $n flutters $s eyelashes seductively. | You flutter your eyelashes at $N, trying to be seductive. | $n flirts with $N, flutters $s eyelashes at $M. | $n flutters $s eyelashes at you coyly. | EH? Can't see them here. | ||
| skip | You skip merrily along. | $n skips merrily along. | You skip happily with $N, recalling days of your youth. | $n starts skipping around joyfully with $N. | $n grabs your hand and starts skipping around with you. | That person is not here, guess you will have to skip alone ;(. | Merrily you skip along, skip along.... | $n regresses back to childhood and skips around, oblivious to everything else. |
| bark | You bark loudly. | $n barks like a dog. GO DAWGS SIC 'EM!!! WOOF! WOOF! WOOF! WOOF! | You bark at $N scaring $M silly -- SHAME ON YOU!! | $n barks at $N scaring $M senseless. | $n barks loudly at you, you back away, because $e might bite too!! | Bark at whom? | You bark at yourself and jump back in fear. | $n barks at $mself and cowers in fear. |
| howl | You howl at the moon. | $n howls at the moon. | You howl soulfully at $N. | $n howls at $N. | $n howls soulfully at you. | Who? What? Where? | ||
| babble | You babble endlessly. | $n babbles endlessly, won't $e EVER shut up? | You babble to $N for hours on end. | $n babbles to $N for what seems an eternity, how can $N stand it? | $n babbles at you. You nod mechanically, hoping $e will shut up soon. | Whom do you wish to annoy with your babble? | You babble on and on to yourself, FINALLY! someone who LISTENS!! | $n babbles quietly to $mself. |
| ramble | You ramble on and on. | $n rambles on about a boring exploit. | You ramble on to $N about your past adventures. | $n blithers on and on to $N about something. | $n tells you a rather boring tale, you feign interest. | ??EH?? | ||
| quiet | SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH | $n requests everyone quiet down. Shhhhhhhhhhh... | You nicely ask $N to be more quiet. | $n nicely asks $N to be more quiet. | $n kindly requests that you please quiet down. | Who needs to be silenced? | You realize you are loud and obnoxious and try to silence yourself. | $n covers $s mouth in an attempt to silence $mself. |
| threaten | You threaten everyone with your overwhelming presence. | You feel threatened in the presence of the great $n. | You stand tall as you threaten $N. | $n threatens $N forcefully. | $n threatens you...oooooooh scary *laugh* | Whom do you wish to intimidate? | ||
| roll | You roll your eyes in disgust. | $n rolls $s eyes and makes a repetitive motion near $s crotch. | You look at $N and roll your eyes in disgust. | $n rolls $s eyes in disgust at $N. | $n rolls $s eyes at you. | You should be disgusted with yourself because you look so foolish. | At whom do you wish to roll your eyes? | |
| swoon | You swoon. | $n swoons in absolute ecstasy. | You look at $N and swoon in ecstasy. | $n looks at $N and swoons in ecstasy. | $n looks at you and swoons in ecstasy. | Who? | ||
| bird | You flick a bird...How obscene! | $n flicks a bird at no one in particular. | You shoot a bird at $N. | $n gives $N the bird. | $n gives you the bird...What an ass! | Don't you hate to waste a good obscene gesture like that? | ||
| disgust | You roll your eyes in disgust. | $n rolls $s eyes in disgust. | You look at $N and roll your eyes in disgust. | $n rolls $s eyes in disgust at $N. | $n rolls $s eyes at you. | You should be disgusted with yourself because you look so foolish. | ||
| eyebrow | You do your imitation of Mr. Spock. | $n raises an eyebrow. | You raise your eyebrow at $N. | $n raises an eyebrow at $N's illogical actions. | $n raises an eyebrow at you. | Illogical. They aren't here. | ||
| serenade | You raise your voice in a loud serenade to your invisible love. | $n raises $s voice to serenade the world. | You raise your voice in a loving serenade to $N. | $n raises $s voice in a loving serenade to $N. | $n serenades you, you are swept away by $s voice. | The one that you wish to serenade has left you to sing to yourself. | You sing a loud serenade to yourself. What type of person are you?! | $n serenades $mself. What an ego! |
| grimace | You grimace painfully at the thought. | $n grimaces painfully at the thought. | You grimace at $N. | $n grimaces at $n. | $n grimaces at you. What could be wrong? | You grimace at no one in particular. | You grimace painfully at your thoughts. | $n grimaces painfully to $mself. |
| tweak | You tweak the air -- what, are you blind? | $n makes some odd gesture at the air. | You tweak $N on the cheek, awww how cute! | $n tweaks $N on the cheek -- well isn't that just special?? | $n tweaks your cheek. Aren't you just the cutest thing? | The person you want to tweak has left before you could embarrass them. | You tweak your own cheek. Ouch!! | $n tweaks $s cheek. Strange person. |
| beckon | You beckon for everyone to follow. | $n beckons for everyone to follow. | You beckon for $N to follow -- sure hope they do! | $n beckons $N to follow...hmmm what's going on? | $n beckons for you to follow. | So sorry, that person has already left. | You beckon to your shadow to follow. | $n beckons to $s shadow to follow. |
| wonder | You wonder about how things could have been. | $n gets a blank stare on $s face. What could $e be wondering about? | You look at $N and wonder what will happen. | $n looks at $N and wonders.... | $n looks at you quizzically. | You wonder what would have happened had they been here. | You wonder about yourself and your purpose here on JediMUD. | A blank stare crosses $n's face. What could $e be wondering about? |
| worry | You worry about what's going to happen. | A troubled look suddenly crosses $n's face. Wonder what's wrong? | You look at $N worriedly. | $n looks at $N with a troubled gaze. | $n looks at you worriedly. | Well they obviously aren't worried -- they left! | You worry about what's going to happen. | A troubled look suddenly crosses $n's face. Wonder what's wrong? |
| wind | You wind your watch. | $n winds $s watch. | Nah. Better not. | $n winds $s watch. | $n asks you for the time. | They aren't here! | You wind your watch. | $n winds $s watch. |
| drool | You drool down the front of your shirt. | $n drools all over $mself -- making a TERRIBLE mess! | You drool messily on $N. | $n drools upon $N. | $n looks at you lustily and drools. | Oh fine, make a pool of slobber -- they aren't even here! | You drool down the front of your shirt. | $n drools all over $mself -- making a TERRIBLE mess! |
| quiver | You quiver with excitement. | $n quivers noticeably with excitement at the thought. | You look at $N and quiver with excitement. | $n looks at $N and quivers in obvious anticipation. | $n looks at you and quivers in excitement. This could get gross REAL quick! | You're left a quivering mass of jello. They've gone. | You quiver at yourself. Seek psychiatric treatment -- FAST!! | $n quivers to $mself. What a social leper! |
| flowers | You magically produce a bouquet of flowers! | $n suddenly produces a bouquet of flowers from nowhere! | You magically produce a bouquet of roses and give them to $N. | $n suddenly produces a bouquet of roses and politely hands them to $N. | $n produces a bouquet of roses from out of nowhere and gives them to you. | You stand alone, with a broken heart and a handful of flowers. | You magically create some flowers! And give them to -- YOURSELF??!! | $n magically creates some flowers, and narcissistically eats them. |
| cheer | You cheer loudly for no one in particular. | $n suddenly breaks into a cheer and $s own personal version of "The Wave". | You cheer $N on. | $n cheers GO $N!!! GO $N!!! GO $N!!! | $n cheers encouragingly, GO $N!!! GO $N!!! GO $N!!! | You have no one to cheer for, they've given up. | You cheer to yourself. What IS your problem? | $n cheers to $mself like the weirdo we all know $e is. |
| headbutt | You try to headbutt the air, but fail miserably. | $n headbutts the air, and fails miserably. | You snuggle up to $N and *BONK* give $M a HEEEUGE headbutt! | $n snuggles up to $N and gives $M a MASSIVE headbutt! | $n snuggles up to you and gives you the headbutt of your life! | You headbutt the air in vain, as they have already left. | ||
| salute | You officially salute everyone in the room. | $n salutes everyone in the room. | You raise your hand in a salute of utmost respect for $N. | $n salutes $N with the utmost respect. | $n salutes you with great respect. | You feel very foolish as you salute, only to realize they've gone. | ||
| twitch | You twitch nervously in a remote corner of the room. | Everyone tries to ignore $n as $e twitches nervously in a corner. | $N's actions suddenly bring back that nervous twitch you thought you'd lost. | $N's actions cause $n to twitch nervously. | You notice that $n is looking at you and twitching nervously. | |||
| tap | Impatiently, you tap your foot, waiting for the others to hurry up! | A methodical beat fills the room as $n taps $s foot impatiently. | $N gets antsy as $E notices you tapping your foot with impatience. | $n taps $s foot, obviously $e is tired of waiting for $N. | $n stares rudely at you and impatiently tapes $s foot. | Keep on tapping, they've gone. | ||
| rub | You rub your hands together in greedy anticipation. | $n rubs $s hands together in greedy anticipation. | You give $N a nice, long, kinky rubdown. | $n gives $N a nice long rubdown. | $n gives you a rubdown, running $s hands over your tense shoulders...Mmmm... | Shame to waste those talented hands, but they've already left. | You rub yourself...lingering a little too long in some places. | $n rubs $mself...what a creep! |
| propose | You propose to everyone in the room. | $n proposes to everyone in the room. Very odd. | You kneel and romantically propose to $N. | $n gets on one knee and proposes to $N. | $n gets down on one knee and romantically proposes to you. | You must be lonely. They aren't here. | You are SO full of yourself! | $n proposes to $mself -- how narcissistic! |
| bearhug | Whom do you wish to bearhug? | You overwhelm $N with a great, big, hulking bearhug. | $n encompasses $N in an ENORMOUS bearhug! | $n clutches you tightly in an overwhelming bearhug! | Perhaps you should shower your affections on someone who is here? | You vainly clutch yourself in a bearhug for consolation. | $n hugs $mself as tightly as possible. Looks like $e could use a hand. | |
| innocent | You innocently whistle a tune. | $n looks around and whistles innocently. | You look at $N and bat your eyelashes -- the picture of innocence! | $n bats $s eyelashes innocently at $N. | $n looks at you and innocently bats $s eyelashes. | Don't even TRY -- they've already left. | ||
| collapse | You collapse on the floor from exhaustion. | $n dramatically collapses to the floor from exhaustion. | You collapse right into $N's arms. | $n collapses right into $N's arms. | Suddenly, $n collapses into your arms from exhaustion. | They've already left, just collapse on the floor. | ||
| stretch | You lean back and streeeeeettch your arms and legs. | $n stretches luxuriously. Kinda makes you want to doesn't it? | ||||||
| spam | You mutter, 'spam' quietly to yourself again and again. | $n rests in a corner and mutters 'spam' quietly to $mself. | You SPAM $N mercilessly! | $n spams $N! | You've been SPAMMED by $n! | Spam away -- they've left. | ||
| boast | You boast loudly of all your amazing accomplishments. | $n boasts loudly in a pigheaded fashion. | You boast to $N of all your great deeds. | $n boasts to $N. | Once again, $n boasts to you, what a bloated ego! | Your ego takes a blow. They've already left. | You boast to yourself of all your great feats! Your own biggest fan. | $n boasts to $mself -- what an ego! |
| squirm | You squirm uncontrollably in your consternation. | $n squirms uncontrollably, suddenly looking very uncomfortable. | You look at $N and squirm with delight. | $n looks at $N and squirms with delight. | $n looks at you and squirms with delight. | |||
| moon | You drop your drawers and moon everyone in the room! | $n drops $s pants and gives you the vertical smile! | You bend over and moon $N. | $n drops $s pants and rudely moons $N! | $n bends over and gives you the vertical smile! | You stand, with your pants around your ankles, looking VERY silly! | You try to moon yourself, but you can't see your A** that well. | $n nearly goes into convulsions while trying to moon $mself. |
| wince | You wince in agony. | $n winces in agony. | You look at $N and wince at $S remark. | $n winces at $N's remark. | $n winces at your remark. | |||
| type | You can't type for crap tonight! You give up in frustration! | $n throws $s hands up in disgust at $s lousy typing skills! | brb 1 0 | Hope to see you soon! | $n will be right back! | |||
| brb | Hope to see you soon! | $n will be right back! | ||||||
| mutter | You mutter quietly to yourself. | $n mutters something quietly to $mself. | You mutter something to $N. | $n looks at $N and mutters something nasty under $s breath. | $n looks at you and mutters something nasty under $s breath. | There's nothing left for you to say, they've left! | You mutter quietly to yourself. | $n mutters something quietly to $mself. |
| rofl | You roll on the floor, laughing hysterically. | $n falls to the ground and rolls around laughing hysterically. | You fall to the floor laughing at $N's remark. | $n rolls on the floor laughing at $N's antics! | $n rolls on the floor laughing at your antics! | |||
| sob | You sob quietly to yourself. | $n sobs in misery. | You sob quietly to yourself because $N has hurt your feelings so badly. | $n sobs quietly to $mself because $N was a jerk! | You feel like a cad because you've made $n sob. | |||
| pant | You pant lustily. | $n pants lustily. | You pant lustily at $M. | $n looks at $N and pants lustily. | $n pants looks at you and pants lustily... | |||
| sneer | You sneer at everyone. | $n starts sneering at everyone. | You sneer at $N. | $n sneers at $N. | $n sneers at you. | I think you need to have your eyes examined. | You sneer at yourself. What are we trying to accomplish here? | $n seems to be sneering at $mself. *?* (Don't ask me - I'm just a computer.) |
| flex | You flex your muscles proudly! | $n flexes $s muscles...what a specimen of flesh!!! | You show off to $N, flexing your muscles proudly. | $n flexes $s muscles, in a vain attempt to impress $N. | $n flexes $s muscles in a vain attempt to show off to you. | |||
| embrace | Who would you like to embrace? | You wrap your arms around $N in a warm and loving embrace. | $n wraps $s arms around $N in a warm and loving embrace. | $n takes you in $s arms in a warm and loving embrace. | Your heart breaks as you realize you are alone. | You try to console yourself with a loving embrace. | $n tries to console $mself by wrapping $s arms around $mself. | |
| duck | DUCK!!!! | $n ducks defensively. | You duck defensively, anticipating the oncoming swipe from $N. | $n ducks, anticipating $N's reaction. | $n ducks, please oh please don't hit $m! | |||
| squeal | You squeal with delight! | $n lets out a sudden squeal of delight! | You look at $N and squeal with delight! | $n squeals with delight at $N. | $n looks at you and squeals with delight! | |||
| scuff | You scuff your foot in the dirt, looking rather sheepish. | $n scuffs $s foot in the dirt, looking rather sheepish. | You scuff your foot in the direction of $N, getting their pants ALL dirty! | $n kicks dirt all over $N's shoes. | Your pants become very dirty as $n kicks dirt on your shoes. | |||
| flare | You flare your nostrils disdainfully. | $n flares $s nostrils distainfully. | ||||||
| envy | You envy everything, and everyone. | $n looks around at everyone very enviously. | You peer at $N enviously. | $n glares at $N enviously. | $n glares at you enviously. | They're so much better than you that they've already left!! | How can you envy yourself? You twerp! | |
| leer | You leer evilly at everyone in the room! | $n looks around the room, leering at everyone like a dirty old pervert! | You leer at $N like the pervert that you are. | $n leers at $N. What a pervert! | $n leers at you, make sure $e doesn't follow you home tonight, okay? | Leer away you sicko! | You leer at yourself, wishing intently someone else was as perverse as you. | $n leers at $mself, wishing that $e wasn't so damned perverse! |
| toast | You raise your glass in a toast to this wonderous occassion! | $n raises $s glass in a toast to this wonderous occassion! | You raise your glass in a toast to $N's achievements. | $n raises $s glass in a toast to $N's great achievements. | $n raises $s glass in a toast to your great achievements. | It's a shame, but they've already left the celebration. | You give a toast to yourself, pretty sad eh? | $n toasts to $mself, probably because no one else cares. |
| shriek | You shriek loudly in horror! | $n shrieks loudly, scaring the hell out of everyone in the room! | You look at $N and shriek with horror. | $n looks at $N and shrieks with horror! | $n looks at you and shrieks with horror! | You shriek in horror at your own self-realization. | $n realizes how horrid $e is and shrieks. | |
| slurp | You make loud, messy slurping noises. | Suddenly, loud messy noises fill the room as $n disgustingly begins slurping. | You slurp on $N's neck -- that's gross! | $n slurps on $N's neck, being thoroughly disgusting. | $n slurps on your neck -- EWWWWWW get away!!! | A puddle of drool begins to accumulate because your victim has left. | You slurp on yourself. Two words: SEEK THERAPY!!! | $n slurps on $mself. Definitely an ex-mental patient. |
| bite | You mutter, 'Bite Me', under your breath. | $n looks around the room and mutters 'Bite me'. | You bite $N on the neck. | $n looks at $N and growls under $s breath, 'Oh BITE ME!!' | $n bites you on the neck. | Sorry Dracula, your victim's taken off. | You try to bite yourself, but aren't QUITE limber enough. | $n tries to bite $mself. Apparently no one else will. |
| snarl | Oooo, very impressive. Can you foam a bit at the mouth, too? | $n snarls menacingly...just like a mad dog. | You snarl menacingly at $N. | $n snarls at $N - you opt to remain on the sidelines. | $n snarls angrily at you - you better back off. | Maybe you should save that until they are here? | Don't like yourself much, eh? | $n snarls viciously at $mself. |
| fling | Whom would you like to fling across the room? | You fling $M across the room. | $n flings $N across the room. | $n takes you by your collar and flings you across the room. Whee... | You must have already flung that person; nowhere in sight. | You fling yourself to the ground. | $n flings $mself to the ground. | |
| confuse | You cock your head to one side quizzically. | $n cocks $s head to one side quizzically. | You cock your head at $N quizzically. | $n cocks $s head at $N quizzically. | $n cocks $s head at you quizzically. | You cock your head at your own stupidity; that person isn't here. | ||
| wolfwhistle | Yes, fine, but you mind telling me who you're giving a wolfwhistle to? | You look $N up and down and wolfwhistle with your unbridled lust. | $n looks $N up and down and wolfwhistles with $s unbridled lust. | $n looks you up and down and wolfwhistles with $s unbridled lust. | The air is embarrassed and yet pleased that you find it so attractive. | You look at yourself with satisfaction and give yourself a wolfwhistle. | $n looks at $mself with satisfaction and gives $mself a wolfwhistle. | |
| marry | Such a big step in your life...helps if you knew who you wanted to marry! | $n looks for a probable future spouse to propose to (all run and hide!!!). | You kneel before $N and with all of your heart ask $M to marry you. | $n kneels before $N and asks $M to marry $m. | $n kneels before you and with love in $s eyes asks you to marry $m. | An interesting proposal...shame noone here of that name to receive it. | Propose to yourself?!? Well, this is true love indeed! | |
| romance | Whom would you like to romance? | You present $N with a lovely red rose and romance $M. | $n presents $N with a lovely red rose and starts romancing $M. | $n presents you with a lovely red rose and expresses $s deep love for you. | Romance is powerful, but it can't be expressed to someone that far away. | From the looks of it, you're already aware of how much you love yourself. | ||
| zerbert | Whose navel would you like to blow into? | You lift up $N's shirt and blow loudly into $S navel. | $n lifts up $N's shirt and blows loudly into $S navel. | $n lifts up your shirt and blows loudly into your navel. | You can't blow that far! | You bend your head down and try blowing in your own navel (I won't ask). | $n bends $s head down and tries blowing in $s OWN navel (don't ask). | |
| wedgie | Whom would you like to give a wedgie to? | You quickly sneak behind $N and give $M a wedgie. | $n quickly sneaks behind $N and gives $M a wedgie. | $n suddenly yanks your underwear up to your ears and gives you a wedgie. | I doubt if your arms are long enough to reach that person. | You grab your underwear from behind your back and give yourself a wedgie. | $n grabs $s own underwear and gives $mself a wedgie. What ENTERTAINMENT! | |
| hickey | Whom would you like to give a hickey to? | You place your lips on $N's neck and suck strongly, giving $M a hickey. | $n places $s lips on $N's neck and gives $M a hickey. | $n places $s lips on your neck, giving you a bright, purple hickey. *BLUSH* | Suck away - I can't find any neck belonging to that person here. | Give yourself a hickey? Are you the same person that tried nuzzling your neck? | $n tries giving $mself a hickey, but $s lips don't seem to be long enough. | |
| smack | Whom would you like to smack? | You take your hand and smack $N hard across the face. | $n smacks $N hard across the face, leaving a large welt on $S cheek. | $n smacks you hard across the face, leaving a large welt on your cheek. | *smack* That person isn't here!!! | You smack yourself hard across the face because of your stupidity. | $n smacks $mself hard across the face because of $s stupidity. | |
| hungry | FEED ME! | $n's stomach starts to whimper about how it's not being fed. | bs 0 0 | We know you're full of sh*t, but whom do you want to spew it at? | You believe that $N is full of sh*t. | |||
| bs | We know you're full of sh*t, but whom do you want to spew it at? | You believe that $N is full of sh*t. | $n thinks that $N is spouting so much bullsh*t that $S eyes are brown. | $n tells you to cut the bullsh*t! | BULLSH*T! That person isn't even here! | As you try to bullsh*t yourself, you realize that you're just full of sh*t. | $n realizes that $e is full of sh*t. | |
| pthbt | You go 'Pthhhhhhhhhbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbtt.' | $n goes 'Pthhhhhhhhhhhhhbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbt.' | You look at $N and go 'Pthhhhhhbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbt.' | $n looks at $N and goes 'Pthhhhhhhhhhbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbt.' | $n looks at you and goes 'Pthhhhhbbbbbbbt.' (You wipe saliva from your face.) | Well, don't you look stupid with your tongue out and noone to pthbt to. | ||
| strip | You start slowly and seductively removing your clothes, until you're buck naked. | $n slowly and seductively removes $s clothes until $e's naked! | You start to unfasten your clothes and give a strip show to $N. | $n starts to unfasten $s clothes and strips before $N. | $n removes $s clothes and strips before you! *WOLFWHISTLE* | What a performance...shame that person wasn't here to enjoy it. (but I did...) | You give yourself a strip show. (Nothing you haven't seen before though...) | |
| scratch | You scratch your head in puzzlement. | $n scratches $s head in puzzlement. | You scratch $N's back and watch as $E moans in pleasure. | $N moans in pleasure as $n scratches $S back. | $n scratches your back. Oh yeah..right there..now move to the left..ah yes... | Try scratching someone a little closer to you. | You scratch yourself. | $n scratches $mself. |
| streak | You run naked through the streets. | $n strips and runs around naked. You can't help but laugh! | surrender 0 0 | You throw up your arms in surrender. | $n throws up $s arms in surrender. | You surrender to $M. | ||
| surrender | You throw up your arms in surrender. | $n throws up $s arms in surrender. | You surrender to $M. | $n surrenders to $N. | $n surrenders to you and begs for mercy. | That person isn't here. | You give up all hope. | $n turns pale, death in $s eyes. |
| agree | Yes! You totally agree. | $n agrees all the way around. | You agree with $N 100 percent. | $n agrees with $N 100 percent. | $n agrees with you 100 percent. | Sorry, but it's kinda hard to agree with someone who isn't here. | You tell everyone that you're right. | $n smiles and says 'I KNOW that I'm right!' |
| relax | You sigh in relief as you relax. | $n sighs with relief and relaxes visibly. | You attempt to relax $N, who seems a little distraught. | $n attempts to relax $N, who seems a little distraught. | $n tries to relax you. RELAX! (Have some dip.) | Why don't you just sit back and relax...that person isn't here. | Yes! Relax yourself! | $n tries to relax $mself, but gets stressed in the process. |
| pity | Whom do you want to pity? | You play the world's smallest violin for $N. | $n plays the world's smallest violin for $N. | $n plays the world's smallest violin for you. You feel pitiful... | What a pity. That person isn't around. | You hang your head low to the ground and feel sorry for yourself. | $n hangs $s head low to the ground and feels sorry for $mself. | |
| scold | You scold the air for existing. | $n shakes his finger at nothing in particular. (Good Nixon impression) | You shake your finger at $N and give $M a good scolding. | $n shakes $s finger at $N and gives $M a good scolding. | $n shakes $s finger at you and scolds you with harsh words. *cringe* | Such colorful vernacular. Shame you're wasting it on noone in particular. | You scold yourself. Well, I WOULD feel ashamed... | $n scolds $mself. Better watch..this could get entertaining! |
| sweep | You take a broom and start sweeping the floor. *cough* All this dust... | $n takes a broom and starts sweeping the floor. | Filled with passion, you gallantly sweep $N off $S feet! | $n gallantly sweeps $N off $S feet! | $n gallantly sweeps you off of your feet! You kick your legs fetchingly. | Your arms and their feet aren't that long enough. Tough. | You try to sweep yourself off your feet, and fall flat on your face. | $n tries to sweep $mself off $s feet, and falls flat on $s face. |
| badger | Badger whom for more information? | You persuade $N to share more information with a very large lead pipe. | $n gets a lead pipe, a halogen light, and baits $N for details, DETAILS! | $n gets a lead pipe, a halogen light, and baits you for details, DETAILS! | Yes! Badger the air! Not going to get much information out of it though... | Badger yourself for information? What do you want to know? (sheesh) | $n badgers $mself for more information. <--- wierdo | |
| complain | You complain about everything from lag to global warming. | $n starts complaining about $s life and the inequitable unjustices of the world. | You start complaining to $N. | $n complains to $N. | $n complains to you about everything from lag to global warming. | There is never anyone around to complain to when you need them! | You complain to yourself (as if this is going to accomplish anything...) | $n complains to $mself...what a whiner... |
| sympathy | You feel this overwhelming compassion for the needless suffering in the world. | $n frowns and looks depressed as the suffering of the world troubles $m. | With compassion, you express your sympathy to $N towards $S misfortunes. | $n expresses $s sympathy to $N towards $S misfortunes. | $n expresses $s deep concern for you and offers $s support. | There is no sense in feeling sorry for someone who is not even around. | You hang your head to the ground and feel sorry for yourself. | $n hangs $s head to the ground and feels sorry for $mself. |
| disbelief | You drop your jaw to the floor in disbelief. | $n drops $s jaw to the floor in disbelief. | You look at $N in disbelief and drop your jaw straight through the floor. | $n looks at $N in disbelief and drops $s jaw straight through the floor. | $n looks at you in disbelief and drops $s jaw straight through the floor. | You look silly with your mouth open that wide and noone to gape at. | You drop your jaw through the floor in disbelief at yourself. | $n drops $s jaw through the floor in disbelief at $mself. |
| sweat | You sweat profusely. | $n sweats profusely, beads of perspiration pouring down $s face. | You look at $N and begin to sweat profusely. | $n looks at $N and begins to sweat profusely. | $n looks at you and starts sweating profusely. | You must have sweat in your eyes. Look again. | You wipe the sweat from your brow with your arm. | $n wipes the sweat from $s brow with $s arm. |
| mosh | You mosh violently around the room. | $n moshes violently around the room. | You place a foot in $N's chest as you mosh violently around the room. | $n lands a foot in $N's chest as $e moshes violently around the room. | $n lands a foot in your chest as $e moshes violently around the room. | That person ain't in da pit, friend. | ||
| crack | You crack your knuckles loudly. | $n loudly cracks his knuckles. | You look at $N threateningly and crack your knuckles - $e's gonna die... | $n looks at $N threateningly and cracks $m knuckles. | $n glares at you angrily and cracks $m knuckles. Now's a good time to run... | Never around when you need to be a big shot. | ||
| welcome | You welcome everyone with open arms. | $n welcomes everyone with open arms. | You shake $N's hand and welcome $M. | $n shakes $N's hand and welcomes $M. | $n shakes your hand and graciously welcomes you. | Well, you have the welcome mat out but you can't find that person's feet. | Welcome! Welcome! | $n welcomes $mself. Glad $e let $mself in. |
| noogie | Who do you want to give a noogie to? | You grip $N's head in a tight headlock and give $M a powerful noogie. | $n puts $N in a headlock and gives $M a noogie. | $n puts you in a headlock and rubs his knuckles hard against your scalp. | I doubt if that person's head is THAT big. Hm, must be far away. *smack* | You put yourself in a headlock and give yourself a noogie. Feel good? | $n gives $mself a noogie, shedding dandruff all over the floor. | |
| fubar | You look fucked up beyond all recognition (and you feel like it too...) | $n looks like $e's messed up beyond all recognition. | You think that $N looks like $e's messed up beyond all recognition. | $n thinks that $N looks like $e's messed up beyond all recognition. | $n looks at you and thinks that you're messed up beyond all recognition. | Hm..that person must be so messed up that they aren't even here. | You think that you look messed up beyond all recognition. | $n thinks that $e looks messed up beyond all recognition. |
| flash | You whip open your clothes and proudly reveal your body for all to see. | $n rips open $s clothes and shows off how well $e's endowed. *cough* | You whip open your clothes before $N and proudly show $m..nothing much. | $n whips open $s clothes to $N and shows $M...nothing much. | $n whips open $s clothes to you and shows...not much at all. *ROFL* | YES! Let's get our body air-conditioned...not before that person though. | Flash yourself? I think we know what we look like, don't we? | |
| frobnicate | You pause for a moment to sharpen your frobnicating skills. | $n pauses for a moment to frob you to death... dammit! | You frob the hell out of $n, who looks incredibly scandalized! | No frobbing for you today... Try again later. | You bend over backwards trying to frobnicate yourself! | $nl nearly breaks in half trying to frobnicate himself. | ||
| cower | You cower in the corner. | $n cowers in the corner. | You look at $N wide-eyed and cower in fear. | $n looks at $n wide-eyed and cowers in fear. | $n looks at you with fear in $s eyes and cowers in fear. | That person must have been more scared of you than you of him. Not here. | You attempt to mask your hideous appearance and pull your robes over you. | $n is repulsed by $s own appearance and cowers in the corner. |
| juggle | You take a two-handed sword, a machete, and a torch, and start juggling. | $n takes a dagger, a battle axe, and your underwear, and starts juggling. | You juggle three sharp axes with $N (sure hope $e knows what $e's doing...) | $n starts juggling some axes and suddenly involves $N in the act. | $n starts juggling some sharp axes and suddenly throws one at you. | You try to juggle with that person, and your act ends up on the floor. | ||
| potty | ARGH! Where's the bathroom when you REALLY need one? | $n grabs $s crotch, crosses $s legs, and hopes that a bathroom is nearby. | You waddle over to $N, legs crossed, threatening to take a leak right here. | $n does the pee-pee dance before $N, whining that $e has to go. | $n does the pee-pee dance before you. Hey, when ya gotta go, ya gotta go! | Who in the world taught you how to do the pee-pee dance? Just GO already. | You have to go to the bathroom so bad that you don't even remove your pants. | $n can't wait, so $e goes to the bathroom in $s pants. |
| jab | Whom do you want to jab in the ribs? | You take your elbow and jab $N hard in the ribs. | $n takes $s elbow and jabs $N hard in the ribs, as $M winces in pain. | Pain erupts in your side as $n slams a well-placed elbow into your ribs. | Put your elbow down. You might hurt someone with that thing. | You jab yourself in the ribs, feeling very stupid. | $n jabs $mself in the ribs, feeling very foolish. | |
| gargle | You take a swig of water and start gargling. (Now SPIT!) | $n takes a swig of water, throws $s head back, and starts gargling. | You throw your head back and gargle water for $N's amusement. | $n throws $s head back and gargles water for $N's amusement. | $n leans $s head back and gargles water at you. (Now where's $e spitting?) | You're going to have to enjoy that Listermint for quite some time. | You gargle some water for your own amusement, and gurgle happily. | $n gargles water for $s own amusement and gurgles with pleasure. |
| pucker | You pucker up your lips. | $n puckers up $s lips. Either $e just ate a lemon or $e wants a kiss. | You pucker up your lips at $M. | $n puckers up $s lips at $N. | $n puckers up $s lips at you. Did $e send you a kiss or does $e want one? | Better put those lips away, before someone kisses you with a plunger. | ||
| choke | You clutch at your throat with your hands, making strange, gutteral noises. | $n suddenly starts choking. Anyone know the Heimlich maneuver? | You clamp your hands around $N's throat and start choking $M. | $n clamps $s hands around $N's throat and starts choking $M. | $n places $s hands around your neck and starts choking you! *GAG* | I doubt if your arms are that long. | You clamp your hands around your own throat and start choking yourself. | $n clamps $s hands around $s own throat and starts choking $mself. |
| disagree | You totally disagree. | $n disagrees with everything. | You absolutely disagree with $N. | $n absolutely disagrees with $N. | $n disagrees with you 100 percent. | Sorry, but it's kinda hard to disagree with someone who isn't here. | You tell everyone that what you said was probably wrong. | $n says 'No, wait a minute...I probably said something wrong.' |
| stifle | You stifle a laugh. | $n stifles a laugh. | You look at $N and try hard not to laugh. | $n looks at $N and tries stifling a laugh. | $n looks at you and tries hard not to laugh (doesn't do a good job though). | That person isn't here, so go ahead and laugh. I sure am. :) | You look at yourself and try hard not to laugh. | $n looks at $mself and tries hard not to laugh. |
| pillow | You whip out a pillow from nowhere and start whaling everyone in the room. | $n wields a pillow and starts hitting everyone! PILLOW FIGHT!!! | You take out your pillow and slam $N on $S head. | $n takes out $s pillow and whacks $N on $S head. | $n comes at you with a pillow! **WHAM** (What pretty stars!) | That person saw you swinging and ran away. Be quicker next time. | Lacking a worthy victim, you wield your pillow and slam yourself on the head. | $n, a masochist as usual, takes $s pillow and slams $mself on the head. |
| cramp | You bend over in extreme pain. | $n suddenly bends over and looks to be in a lot of pain. | You grab $N and scream at $M that you have a cramp. | $n grabs $N and shouts: "AAAARRRRGGGGHHHH!! I have a cramp!!!!" | $n grabs you and yells: "AAAARRRRGGGGHHHH!! I have a cramp!!!" | Cramps are best appreciated when people are here to complain to about them. | I know!!! The PAIN! The PAIN! (Take a Tylenol...) |